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Indian Weather Humor

Posted on 22 April 2007

Darjeeling inhabitant:  A curious web-footed, moss-backed creature who complains when it’s wet, misses the rain when it’s dry.

 

Darjeeling:  Place where summer is the nicest half-hour all year.  The weather forecasters are great magicians—their favorite trick is making summer disappear.  When the sun shines, people take a photograph of it—the most recent one is 3 ½ years old.  To heat your tea with sunshine takes six months.  And if you try to (as the old song says), “Let a smile be your umbrella,” you’ll get a mouthful of rain.

 

Calcutta and Mumbai:  During monsoon, you can get seasick just crossing the street.

 

Delhi:  so dry that when frogs swim up a stream, they leave a cloud of dust behind.

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India:  we hope to teach the mosquitoes to be vegetarians.

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