“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.”    
Francois Rabelais

“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.”         Taylor Meade

“Never answer a letter until you get a second one on the same subject from the same person” 
Michael O’Hagan

“If Bret Harte ever repaid a loan, the incident failed to pass into history.”  
Mark Twain

“There are three easy ways of losing money–racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain.”         
Lord Amherst

“Fire the whole purchasing department.  They’d hire Einstein and then turn down his requisition for a blackboard.”         
Robert Townsend

“One way to solve all the traffic problems would be to keep all the cars that aren’t paid for off the streets.”
Will Rogers

“I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.”   
Groucho Marx