Stanley Scism

The Charlotte Goodspeed and Stanley Scism Horn Duet

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1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one.. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that lamp!

4. Rottweiiler: Make me!

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I don’t see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no light bulb.”

12. Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

14. Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

“How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?”
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

India See Increase in Religious Persecution in 2007

by Stanley Scism

All India Christian Council compiled statistics to say Christians were attacked over 1000 times in India in 2007.

And 2008 isn’t starting well, with many attacks in Orissa, and a ripple effect in other N Indian states.  Many of the gun, knife and bomb assaults have been done by Vishwa Hindu Parishad workers, and in the police’s presence.  The VHP is trying to hide evidence,  and so many bodies are missing.

Near Barakhama Village, 415 of 450 homes of tribal Christians were burned.  One Christian of that village, Bhogra Naik, was cut to pieces by attackers after they destroyed his home.

From 1950 to 1998, government figures showed only 50 anti-Christian attacks.  In 1998, the Bharatiya Janata Party came to power at the central government,  and the attacks began escalating because attackers knew the government would do nothing to punish them.

Although now the central government is no longer under the BJP, several state governments are.  The present wave of attacks started on Christmas Eve.  A Hindu mob,  angry because some Hindus have become Christians, attacked Christians and churches.

Demonic attacks like this have failed before,  and they will fail now.  Times of persecution have been some of the times of most rapid Christian growth.  In Christianity’s early history, people noted that, for every Christian killed, ten more people became Christians,  and said,  ‘The blood of the martyrs is the seed of the Church.’  Some day, when the dust clears, we’ll see that a larger proportion of India’s people became Christian during this time,  as people turned from hatred to God’s love shown to mankind by his coming down as Jesus Christ to save us from sin.

Only people afraid that their faith’s dominant position is endangered attack others.  Notice that the Christian majority nations are, generally speaking the ones in the world with religious freedom, simply because Jesus Christ has the best message, and it can take the competition in the theological and philosophical marketplace of ideas.

“For God so lo V ed the world ,
That He g A ve
His on L y
Begott E n
So N
               T hat whosever
Believeth I n Him
Should N ot perish ,
But have E verlasting life.”

John 3:16

Turn sound on and click ‘absolutely beautiful.’  It’s a road trip across the USA, with locations of pictures in lower right.

Absolutely beautiful!!!