Archive | November, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving!

May your stuffing be tasty.
May your turkey plump.
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize.
May your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

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You’re a lot better off than some people

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Don’t feel stupid.  You’re a lot better off than some people…


(1994 Sept 17:  Alabama’s Heather Whitestone was chosen Miss America 1995.)

Q: If you could live forever, would you and why?
A: ‘I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,’
Miss Alabama in the ‘94 Miss USA contest.

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‘Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.’
–Mariah Carey

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‘Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,’
Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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‘I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,’
Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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‘Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,’
–Mayor Marion Barry , Washington , DC
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‘That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,’
–A congressional candidate in Texas .
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‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’
–Al Gore, Vice President

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‘I love California I practically grew up in Phoenix ‘
Dan Quayle
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‘We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?’
–Lee Iacocca

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‘The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
–Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

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‘We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people’
Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor .

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‘Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in

your circumstances.’
–Department of Social Service s, Greenville , South Carolina  
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‘Traditionally, most of Australia ’s imports come from overseas.’
–Keppel Enderbery

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‘If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.’
–Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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So cheer up.

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Photos of presidents during the first and last years in office

How Presidents Age 

Below are photos of presidents during the first and last years in office:

Ronald Reagan

Bill Clinton

George W. Bush

Now we can look through time and space to what America’s next president will look like after office…

and his wife…..Michelle

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