Posted on 24 December 2008
Merry Christmas everyone!
The 12 Days of Christmas are December 26-January 6–that is, the days from Boxing Day to Epiphany (the day celebrating the arrival of the wise men–since they arrived late, were they really wise? Maybe they refused to ask directions from tribesmen in the desert, determined they could find their way out sooner or later):
For the Bollywood (Bombay Hollywood) version of ‘12 Days of Christmas’:
Posted on 23 December 2008
Hi, everyone,
If you’re in Kolkata, visit this ice cream parlor run by sons of a classmate of mine, Tulika. Indeed, Tulika has one of Kolkata’s best ice cream shops.
Tell them they were recommended by Stanley Scism, who went to class 7-9 with Tulika.
Stan
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Posted on 22 December 2008
Dear friends,
Please pray for Dora Kutesa, a dear lady from Uganda who is an officer of the Ugandan Embassy to India. She is donating part of her liver for her husband, who has cirrhosis of the liver.
January 6 is surgery date. Please pray for her and her husband’s safety and good health in the midst of this surgery.
If you seek any further recommendation of Dora Kutesa as a person, you may consult Darlene Royer, who knew her in Kenya. Both of them are women of outstanding character. Dora while in India has been a Lydia to the Abundant Life Church in New Delhi.
Sincerely,
Stanley Scism
| Dear friends in Christ,
We finaly have a date for my husband’s liver transplant and it is Jan. 6th 2009. I consider you my brothers and sisters, (parents for those who are older, joke, don’t mid it you are all young) just as our Lord said, “For whosoever shall do the will of my Father which is in heaven, the same is my brother, and sister, and mother.” You are my first family. I request for yr prayers.
I know the operation can only be successful because of the will of God not anything else.
Thank you for being my friends and may you be blessed mightly this holiday season and in the new year.
Dora Kutesa
New Delhi |
Posted on 05 December 2008
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB:
Put about 100 bricks in a particular order in a closed
room with an open window. Send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours to analyze the situation:
If they are counting the bricks, put them in Accounts Department.
If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic
Planning.
Last but not least, if they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in top management.
Posted on 05 December 2008
HTML clipboard Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60!
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run–anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you?
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn The hard way.
7. Things you buy now won’t Wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
9. You can live without sex but
Not your Glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your Stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator Music.
14. Your eyes won’t get much Worse.
15. Your investment in health Insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with Your friends because they can’t remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is
finally down to manageable size.
19. You can’t remember who
Sent you this list.
And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
Never, under any circumstances,
take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.
