Senior Health Care Solution

You’re a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, so what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.  You’re allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.  Of course, this means you’ll be sent to prison where you’ll get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth?  No problem.  Need glasses?  Great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered.

And who will pay for all this?  The same government that just told you that you’re too old for health care.  Plus, because you’re a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!

Note:  Don’t descend to dudgeon.  I know the health plan doesn’t practice euthanasia.  The above was humor.