1. The economy is so bad… I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. The economy is so bad… I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, ‘Can you afford fries with that?’
3. The economy is so bad… CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
4. The economy is so bad… If the bank returns your check marked ‘Insufficient Funds,’ you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
5. The economy is so bad… Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
6. The economy is so bad… McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. The economy is so bad… Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
8. The economy is so bad… A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
9. The economy is so bad… Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
10. The economy is so bad… Motel 6 won’t leave the light on anymore.
11. The economy is so bad… The Mafia is laying off judges.
12. The economy is so bad… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
January 16th, 2010 at 12:41 am
These are so funny and most of them must be true..isn’t it?
June 14th, 2011 at 8:36 am
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September 10th, 2011 at 7:01 am
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