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You are! Please note below the Wise Oracles…

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Love is grand! Divorce is a hundred grand.

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I  am in shape.  Round is a shape.
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Time:  great healer, lousy beautician.

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Conscience hurts when everything else feels good.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Even if you are on the right track, you get run over if you just sit there.
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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.  A pessimist fears this is  true.

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There will always be death and taxes, but death doesn’t get worse every year.

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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday..

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I am not overweight; I’m a nutritional overachiever.

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I plan on living forever.  So far, so good.

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Practice safe eating — always use condiments.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,  but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.


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Brain  cells come and brain cells go; fat cells live  forever.


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Age doesn’t always bring wisdom.  Sometimes it comes alone.

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Smile.  Laugh.  A happy heart is good medicine.

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