* The dentist asked me if I wanted my teeth checked. NO, I want them all the same color.
* Janice has a coffee shop, so I thought I'd try brewing coffee. It was a little strong, but not too bad after you got past the first slice.
I was crutch-walking but not limping when I went Into the physiotherapist's place, but I crutch-limping when I came out—they decided I'd gained flexibility in the surgery-knee, which was basically true (not quite as much as the other knee, but getting there), but the knee still had a long way to go on strength, as I discovered.
Part of each session featured electric shock buzzing the muscles. When the physiotherapist's assistant, who has a German last name, did it for the first time at a higher voltage, I teased her about tightening the screws on me.
If a doctor says, 'This might sting a little', that means, 'Have you ever been bitten by a very large animal with very sharp teeth?'
If a doctor says, 'This might stretch a little', remember they've been saying that since the medieval era, when they used the rack.