Stanley Scism

212 pastors baptized in Jesus name!

Stanley Scism — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:35:20 +0000

Satyanandam ‘Sathish’ Perumalla has baptized, as of this writing, 212 pastors in Jesus name, and the total keeps on climbing…

Photos at:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=14158&id=100000109972221&op=6

Head & Heart Ministers’ Meetin…

Stanley Scism — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 05:48:54 +0000

Head & Heart Ministers’ Meeting-Bangalore just ended successfully, people learning baptism and how to teach Scripture overviews.

Bat Tutorial

Stanley Scism — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:43:41 +0000

Earth is populated with plenty of bizarre and astonishing creatures. Here are three from the Bat Family–without the need for resorting to fiction.

Sucker-footed Bat

Red-Winged Fruit Bat

Left-Winged Ding Bat–incapable of many things, including flying, it sucks the blood out of US taxpayers.

You want me to do WHAT?

Stanley Scism — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:50:23 +0000

I think the alligators put up the sign.

This was sent to me by good friend Marilyn Baker. Very heart-touching

Stanley Scism — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 05:52:12 +0000

It is not known who replied, but there is a beautiful soul working in the dead letter office of the U.S. postal service.

Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4 year old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey.. She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her. I told her that I thought we could so she dictated these words:

Dear God,

Will you please take care of my dog? She died yesterday and is with you in heaven. I miss her very much. I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick.

I hope you will play with her. She likes to play with balls and to swim. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her You will know that she is my dog. I really miss her.

Love, Meredith

We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey and Meredith and addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it. Then Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven. That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at the post office. A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet. I told her that I thought He had.

Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, ‘To Meredith’ in an unfamiliar hand. Meredith opened it. Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, ‘When a Pet Dies..’ Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope. On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey &Meredith and this note:

Dear Meredith,

Abbey arrived safely in heaven.

Having the picture was a big help. I recognized Abbey right away.

Abbey isn’t sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog. Since we don’t need our bodies in heaven, I don’t have any pockets to keep your picture in, so I am sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by..

Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me. What a wonderful mother you have. I picked her especially for you.

I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much.

By the way, I’m easy to find, I am wherever there is love.

Love,

God

Satyanandam Perumalla reports: India, Andhra Pradesh

Stanley Scism — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:55:44 +0000

The Lord is gracious and doing wonders among us these days. A few days back, my mother-in-law met with an accident and was in ICU for three days, then later was moved to another room under
observation for two days. During this time we prayed very earnestly.

Last night she was sleeping and at about 4 am felt some one touched her, asking her to get up. She thought, Who is this asking me to get up? Everybody knows I can’t get up. Who is waking me? She turned and saw Jesus. She immediately woke up, then looked around all the other patients sleeping. Then Jesus had vanished. Realizing Jesus had touched her, with happiness she got up, brushed her teeth, took a bath and waited for others to wake up. Before
that she could not get up without somebody’s help and could not walk because of the pain from the accident. All our family members are very happy to find her made well.

She was baptized in Jesus’ name on 1, January 201

Valentine’s Day Special: Why Women Need Flowers

Stanley Scism — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:55:09 +0000

A Well-Planned Retirement

Stanley Scism — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 06:00:24 +0000

Outside England’s Bristol Zoo is a parking
lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were 1 pound sterling for cars, 5 for buses.

One day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he didn’t show up, so the zoo management called the city council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The council researched, then replied that the parking lot was the zoo’s own responsibility. The zoo advised the council that the attendant was a city employee. The council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the city payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on
the coast of Spain (or some such scenario), is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own, then simply begun to show up every day, collect and keep parking fees, estimated at about $560 per
day–for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million!
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And no one even knows his name.

Just checking to see if you are at your computer

Stanley Scism — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 05:57:35 +0000

You are! Please note below the Wise Oracles…

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Love is grand! Divorce is a hundred grand.

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I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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Time: great healer, lousy beautician.

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Conscience hurts when everything else feels good.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Even if you are on the right track, you get run over if you just sit there.
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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true.

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There will always be death and taxes, but death doesn’t get worse every year.

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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday..

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I am not overweight; I’m a nutritional overachiever.

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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

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Practice safe eating — always use condiments.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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Brain cells come and brain cells go; fat cells live forever.

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Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.

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Smile. Laugh. A happy heart is good medicine.

Warning: new scam

Stanley Scism — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:02:46 +0000

Warning: new scam. Police say this gang usually has four members–one adult and three minors. The three kids, looking sweet and innocent, distract the victim while the adult from the back expertly rifles his/her pockets/purses/bags.

You have been warned.